Splinter

[#4] Of course, I brushed my teeth as soon as I woke up - because it's a moral duty, a sign of respect for the Social Contract I abominate, not because I wanted to. I just opened my mouth to put inside it the brush with the toothpaste, then I felt a crackle. It was my mouth's tuck: it was dry and chaped. I now feel like a old greek statue, pretty much Venus of Milo.